Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Sneak Peek

Things are getting exciting around here!

Miss K and I ordered some goodies this weekend - the SpareParts Joque harness, this lovely little packer, and (since we think they're a great idea for keeping your toys clean and happy) a condom sampler.  We're waiting impatiently to get them and will, of course, take lots of pictures and assail you all will joyous ramblings when we get them.

And as if that wasn't enough to be excited about, the fine folks at Babeland are also sending me a pair of these beauties to review.

The Pete Packer Underwear, brought to you by the fine folks at SpareParts Hardwear, are made to keep your soft pack or STP in place and secure, whether you're lounging on the couch or running laps at the gym.  I'm not really the running laps type, and I'm a packing n00b, but the security that these guys offer is definitely appealing.  I already get a bit nervous sometimes when I'm out in public in my manwear, wondering how I'm being perceived.  The last thing I need on top of that is to have to worry about  whether or not my junk is going to stay put.  So the Pete Packers seem like a perfect fit.  

I intend to put them through their paces once they arrive and give as thorough a review as possible, so if there's anything you're wondering about them, leave a comment and I'll do my best to find an answer to your question.  In the meantime, I'll be here at the door, waiting for the UPS guy...

Monday, May 23, 2011

It's time for a treat!

We've been spending a lot of time on Babeland lately, choosing our next toy purchases, and after a lot of thought, we've finally come to a decision. 

First up, the SpareParts Joque Harness! We have a harness, and though it was ok for a first try, it just hasn't worked out as well as we hoped. Clearly, it was time for a change. But with so many wonderful harnesses out there, how could we choose? Well, the video for this one really helped us out! Ideally, we'd get to pick out things like this in person, but unfortunately, we do most of our shopping online due to utter lack of actual brick and mortar stores in our area. The video let us see the harness being worn and otherwise evaluated by a real person, and best of all, she knew what she was talking about! We can't wait for it to arrive! 

Secondly, we obviously needed a new toy to go with our new harness.  We already had a nice, realistic dildo in our arsenal that would fit, so maybe something less realistic?  That still left a lot to choose from.  But what really caught our attention was Silk, a sleek, smooth little beauty that seems tailor made for buttsex.  And lately, we've been really enjoying experimenting.  We've never tried anal with a harness before, so this will be exciting!

We'll be adding new toys and other fun things as we can, so be sure to follow us for reviews and more!  And take a gander at the lineup to see what we've collected, thus far.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Give It To Me (a Little Less) Straight

Some things you should know about Mistress K and I:  We love to read.  We love sex.  We love to read about sex.  So any time we find a toy shop that also sells books, we have to peruse their selection.  And any time we find a title that features BDSM, bondage, dominant/submissive relationships, etc. we get especially excited.  Then we read the synopsis, and are almost invariably disappointed.

Whether fiction or non-fiction, these books all have one surprising thing in common.  The vast majority of them only discuss heterosexual relationships.  Now, that's not such a big deal when it comes to non-fiction.  Those of us without a penis can skip over discussions of CBT.  The boobless among us can disregard chapters about breast bondage.  And if the books assumes that your master is a man, well that's annoying, but the information being communicated is likely still applicable.  Long story short, it's certainly not ideal, but I can live with it.

When it comes to fiction, however, it's a total deal-breaker.  The entire point of reading erotic fiction is to be able to put yourself in the story, to imagine yourself in the situation being presented and to get turned on because damn, you'd love to have somebody spank you like that.  Being a lesbian, reading about some tall, dark, and handsome man with molten caramel eyes and impeccable pecs cuffing and collaring his nubile slave-girl and forcing her to suck his massive, throbbing cock is going to do absolutely nothing for me.  If I try to put myself in the slave-girl's shoes, I'm going to be very confused and waiting for her to bite him.  I'd feel uncomfortable, not aroused.  I could try to identify with the man, but then I'd be equally confused because I'm supposed to be the submissive one and my cock should be shiny and purple, not all fleshy and real.  Again, I would not be aroused.  And what's the point of reading erotica that doesn't turn you on?

Of course, there is lesbian erotica to be found.  Plenty of it.  And it's almost entirely vanilla.  In all of our perusing, I have seen precisely one book featuring lesbian bondage erotica.  Am I just missing something?  Is there some vast treasure trove of hot, kinky, girl-on-girl BDSM action that I just haven't discovered yet?  It's certainly possible.  And if that is the case, someone send me a map, please!

In the meantime, I'll be over here brainstorming.  And trying to think of good synonyms for "vagina" and "clitoris."

Thursday, May 19, 2011


Hi, folks!  KinkMage here again.  If you do any clicking around those lovely little buttons above, you'll notice that several of them still lead to placeholders.  But that shan't be the case much longer!  I've been hard at work on those pages today, and I wanted to give you a quick rundown of precisely what I've added.

Re: Gender - Here you can read about my exploration of gender identity - how I came to realize that I am differently gendered and what I'm doing about it.

Affiliates - Here you'll find links to our affiliate shops.  If you click one of the banners and make a purchase, we get a percentage of the total, which would help us pay our bills, put food on our table, and expand our collection of toys and equipment.  And we'd do a happy little dance.

Links - More of our favorite shops and sites.  We're just getting started on this page, and we'll certainly be adding to it.  If you've got a site you'd like us to link to, just leave a comment here on the blog or email us at mylittleponygrrl[at]gmail[dot]com and we'll consider it!

In the meantime, I better get to work on some offline business.  See ya!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011


Hi, folks!  This is the KinkMage speaking.  I just wanted to take a moment to welcome you to our little blog.  Mistress K and I are looking very forward to sharing a bit of ourselves with you - our ideas, opinions, thoughts, feelings.  Maybe even some of our cake.  But only if your owner says it's okay.

I'll keep this short and sweet, 'cause I've got a lot of work to do, but hopefully there will be an actual post here in the next day or so.  And if you go poking at those tabs up top, you'll see things taking shape there too.  Right now, things are very much under construction, so pardon the dust, and watch your step!  And if you like what you see, be sure to subscribe!  You can follow us with Google Friend Connect by clicking the "follow" button on the right or scroll down and look for the "subscribe" box on the left.  Or better yet, if you're like me and never remember to check your feed reader, you can follow us by email!

And hey, if you do follow us, why not drop a comment here and say hello?  We'd love to get to know our "audience."  ^__^
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